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30 Ways to Ensure Death at the Hands of TFP Breakdown

1. Write a lemony BulkheadXBreakdown fanfiction.

2. Push him out the window and into the waiting arms of his fangirls.

3. Spike his energon with Viagra.

4. Put bubblegum on his eye patch.

5. Dress yourself up as one of the "Knights Who Say 'Ne' and follow him around while repeating the word "Ne" in an extremely high-pitched voice.

6. Hug him.

7. Tightly.

8. Brag to everyone you see that Breakdown has the BIGGEST crush on Airachnid.

9. Dress as Santa Claus in the middle of June and force every Minibot you see to sit in your lap and recant a list of desired items.

10. Dress as a rabbi and attempt to "fly" off the deck of the Nemesis.

11. Make up a parody of "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?" that goes along the lines of, "-One big 'Con is thaaaaaat way- We all know Breeeeaakdown's gay; Tell me why! Ain't sayin' he likes Knooock Out!  Tell me why!  Ain't sayin' he likes Sooouuundwave!  Tell me why!  Ain't sayin' he likes Staaaaarscream!  I think it's pretty obvious…  We all know, Breeeeaakdown's gay!".

12. Beat him with a straw hat.

13. Hire a little Mexican man to follow him around wide-eyed.

14. Begin a random break dance on his recharge berth.

15. Find a dead bird, one that has likely been sitting in the hot sun for about 10 hours.  Hold it by the wing, and repeatedly shove it into Breakdown's face, declaring that, "IT LOVES YOU, BREAKDOWN!"

16. Replace his real hammer with a squeaky rubber hammer.

17. Force him to watch reruns of "Operation Repo".

18. Refer to Megatron as "Rasputin".

19. Tape a picture of Osama bin Laden to his rear end and go all Patriot on it.

20. Scream, "I'M A BIRD!  I'M A BIRD!" without fail in the wee hours of the morning.

21. Attempt to initiate a Cybertronian mating call.

22. Suddenly scream and shove a random object into your mouth.

23. Sing "Hot Mess" by Cobra Starship whenever he is in the room with Knock Out.

24. Use his missing optic as a hacky sack.

25. Arrange to have a "Dress as a Character from David Copperfield Day"…without informing Breakdown.

26. Smoosh a handful of collard greens into his empty optic socket.

27. Smile and tell him he looks like a gorilla using high quantities of anabolic steroids.

28. Go out on a busy stretch of highway and search for a dead skunk, one that has preferably been ran over multiple times.  Take it and put it in the ventilation system leading to Breakdown's quarters.

29. Smile as he goes in and asks what stinks.

30. Stuff his spare parts drawer with My Little Pony toys.

Breakdown's Reaction

"What the frag is all this scrap!?  No one in their right mind would even try to do this to me!  Whoever this 'agi-nekonin' is, she's going to get it!"

As he got up from his computer, he suddenly caught a whiff of a foul odor.  He scowled and opened the hatch to the ventilation system.  To his horror, he saw a decomposing skunk laying in the vents.

"WHO PUT THIS HERE!?!?"

In another room, Starscream and Knock Out snickered despite the fact their hands reeked of the dead mammal.  They quieted down as the larger mech stormed down the hall and resumed snickering.

"Breakdown, where are you going?"  Megatron asked, bored out of his mind.

"I'm going to go kill a human called 'agi-nekonin'!"

"Oh yes, I've been meaning to kill her for a long time over those fanfictions…though the one involving Optimus is quite hilarious…"
Oh Breakdown...you cannot escape the wrath of your fans and you cannot escape the 30 Ways.

PS, I don't know if I spelled hacky sack right or if I'm calling it the right thing...
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:iconwindysilver:
WindySilver Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Heck yeah! XDDDD
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:iconalice-cry11:
Alice-cry11 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
OMG watch someone make a fanfion on this XD 
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:iconnumbah1bumblebeefan:
numbah1Bumblebeefan Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm working on it now. *MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*
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:iconraverdragon:
RaverDragon Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student General Artist
What the Frag? That end though! LMAO!!!!rofl 
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:iconvectorwave756:
Vectorwave756 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Even if I die, I'm so doing this!!
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:iconmarathecombinadetcat:
MaraTheCombinadetCat Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Prepare my funeral friends....because I'm so doing this.
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:iconnyxiandragoness:
NyxianDragoness Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I think it's spelled Hacky-sack. I might be wrong, though.
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:icontfp-kittyconknockout:
TFP-KittyconKnockout Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
1. Write a lemony BulkheadXBreakdown fanfiction.

2. Push him out the window and into the waiting arms of his fangirls.

. Dress yourself up as one of the "Knights Who Say 'Ne' and follow him around while repeating the word "Ne" in an extremely high-pitched voice.

6. Hug him.

7. Tightly.

8. Brag to everyone you see that Breakdown has the BIGGEST crush on Airachnid.

9. Dress as Santa Claus in the middle of June and force every Minibot you see to sit in your lap and recant a list of desired items.

10. Dress as a rabbi and attempt to "fly" off the deck of the Nemesis.

11. Make up a parody of "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?" that goes along the lines of, "-One big 'Con is thaaaaaat way- We all know Breeeeaakdown's gay; Tell me why! Ain't sayin' he likes Knooock Out! Tell me why! Ain't sayin' he likes Sooouuundwave! Tell me why! Ain't sayin' he likes Staaaaarscream! I think it's pretty obvious… We all know, Breeeeaakdown's gay!".

12. Beat him with a straw hat.

13. Hire a little Mexican man to follow him around wide-eyed.

14. Begin a random break dance on his recharge berth.

15. Find a dead bird, one that has likely been sitting in the hot sun for about 10 hours. Hold it by the wing, and repeatedly shove it into Breakdown's face, declaring that, "IT LOVES YOU, BREAKDOWN!"

16. Replace his real hammer with a squeaky rubber hammer.

17. Force him to watch reruns of "Operation Repo".

18. Refer to Megatron as "Rasputin".

19. Tape a picture of Osama bin Laden to his rear end and go all Patriot on it.

20. Scream, "I'M A BIRD! I'M A BIRD!" without fail in the wee hours of the morning.

21. Attempt to initiate a Cybertronian mating call.

22. Suddenly scream and shove a random object into your mouth.

23. Sing "Hot Mess" by Cobra Starship whenever he is in the room with Knock Out.

24. Use his missing optic as a hacky sack.

25. Arrange to have a "Dress as a Character from David Copperfield Day"…without informing Breakdown.

26. Smoosh a handful of collard greens into his empty optic socket.

27. Smile and tell him he looks like a gorilla using high quantities of anabolic steroids.

28. Go out on a busy stretch of highway and search for a dead skunk, one that has preferably been ran over multiple times. Take it and put it in the ventilation system leading to Breakdown's quarters.

29. Smile as he goes in and asks what stinks.

30. Stuff his spare parts drawer with My Little Pony toys.


*bursts out laughing* I'M SORRY BREAKY~!XD
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:iconseeker-breakdown:
Seeker-Breakdown Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
-_- not funny
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:icontfp-kittyconknockout:
TFP-KittyconKnockout Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
X3 Yesh it ish.
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:iconseeker-breakdown:
Seeker-Breakdown Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
Nuh uh
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:icontfp-kittyconknockout:
TFP-KittyconKnockout Featured By Owner May 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*giggles* Yuh huh~!
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:iconseeker-breakdown:
Seeker-Breakdown Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
It's not!
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:icontfp-kittyconknockout:
TFP-KittyconKnockout Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*huggles* Yesh it is~!
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:icondecepticon9000:
Decepticon9000 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
So trying these!!
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:iconbreakdown-transfp:
Breakdown-TransFP Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
You better not, glitch!!!!
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:icontfp-kittyconknockout:
TFP-KittyconKnockout Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*tries not to laugh as a little Mexican man starts to follow you wide-eyed*
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:iconbreakdown-transfp:
Breakdown-TransFP Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
What the?!
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:icontfp-kittyconknockout:
TFP-KittyconKnockout Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*hides phone*:D
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:iconbreakdown-transfp:
Breakdown-TransFP Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
X(
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:icontfp-kittyconknockout:
TFP-KittyconKnockout Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What?^^
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:icondecepticon9000:
Decepticon9000 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:icontrololoplz:
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:iconbreakdown-transfp:
Breakdown-TransFP Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
.... Don't you dare!!!
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:icondecepticon9000:
Decepticon9000 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh I might. Might not!! WHO THE FRAG KNOWS!!!!
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:iconbreakdown-transfp:
Breakdown-TransFP Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
.... I hate you.
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:icondecepticon9000:
Decepticon9000 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
What the frag now, man! What the frag now!!!
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:iconbreakdown-transfp:
Breakdown-TransFP Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
DON'T FRAG WITH ME, GLITCH!!!!!
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:iconpink-pastel:
Pink-Pastel Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok......
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:iconrobnoctious:
RobNoctious Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Artist
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icontransformer333:
transformer333 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012
Nearly busted a gut of #5 and #20! Mind if I use any of these from any of your 30 Ways in my own fanfictions?
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:iconagi-nekonin:
agi-nekonin Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure, just credit me as an inspiration.
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:icontransformer333:
transformer333 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012
Don't worry, i will.
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:icontmnt-raph-fan:
TMNT-Raph-fan Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
'kay, I want to try to make a gif of someone shoving a dead bird in Breakdown's face. May I?
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:iconagi-nekonin:
agi-nekonin Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Why of course!
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:icontransformersmix:
transformersmix Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011  Student
XD I already do the number 23
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:iconcartoonfan18:
CartoonFan18 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Shame we can't add on, I had a great one...
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:iconagi-nekonin:
agi-nekonin Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
What is it? I'm listening.
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:iconcartoonfan18:
CartoonFan18 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Glue a robot-sized pirate hat and paper mache parrot on him. Then proceed to address him as "Captain Breakdown" (or Patchy the Pirate. Whichever you prefer) without fail.
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:iconvixen135a:
Vixen135a Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
that is just plain mean! lol really lol...come on give breakdown a break (no pun intended). Just let me know is u plan on doing this so I can be well out of the way when he comes after u. lol...great now tears are forming in my eyes trying not to laugh.
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:iconagi-nekonin:
agi-nekonin Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Now that's actually pretty good.
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:iconcartoonfan18:
CartoonFan18 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you, it just popped into my head randomly and wouldn't leave me alone XD
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:iconblackwolfe6196:
Blackwolfe6196 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I'll get started o the break danceing! Who wants to help?! :D
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:iconfairytalebookkeeper:
FairytaleBookKeeper Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
#11! Hahaha :lmao:
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